Catching Up

I have a bunch of quotes that need to be added, but I'm going to add them all together instead of giving each one its own post.

From Connie
Your butt is not a stop sign.

From TayTay
I pimped my name.

From Mindy, Brianna and Evan
Mindy: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Brianna: A baby.  Or I want to work with crazy people or people with mental illness.
Evan: So you want to be a teacher?

From Audrey
Me and my Filipino friend went...
(5 minutes later) Me and my jalapeno friend...

From Jakob
Watch out, I'm levitating!

From Nick
Puke can be blue.

From Kayden, about Mountain Dew
That stuff tastes like floor wax.

From Connie
That was so not frozing!

From Matt
I'm really working on not being judgmental, but some people make it really difficult.

From Lindsay, to the zebra
Hi, you cutie pie!

From Schumann, singing
I touched a bird and I like it.

From Jaden and Schumann
Jaden: Where did you just take that?
Schumann: I took that to the next level.

From Jaden
The dinosaur just mooned us!

From Nick
I don't want to eat sugar-covered poo.

From Mrs. Bleth
Don't pull on each others' lips.

From Lola, my in-laws' GPS
In .1 miles, continue straight.

From the guy in the booth behind us at breakfast
A guy should have some proper swim shorts.

From Michaela
You know what really bothers me? That we have to walk everywhere. Why don't we all have jet packs!

From Jada
My mom is 60, and she's still alive!

From Jaden
I went to the Arctic with my grandma and it's freezing cold.

From Nathan, about the T. Rex
I finally get to see Mr. Grumpy Pants!

From Caroleana
I would not go on TV for that; I would humilify myself.

From Hillary, kicking her foot to the side and shaking her head
This is supposed to help get water out of your ear.

From Jakob
You should have seen how much water just came out of my pants!

From Tarren
My leg popped the wrong way and that saved my life.

From Michaela
I only have three powers: how to make friends, how to make people make friends, and how to make candy.

From Evan
When is the last time your mom said, "Honey, could you go out and warm up the unicorn for me"?

From Cole and Isaac
Cole: My butt has powers.
Isaac: My butt is stronger.
Cole and Isaac: Whooooooooo!

From Langston
I want to find the beaver and give it a dollar fifty.  Maybe it'll give me a stuffed beaver from the beaver vending machine.

From Sierra
I don't like her! I will kick her in the butt and give her a wedgie.

From Braeden, about the ends of his gimp
Wow, these things want to murder me.

From Mike
I wish my dad cared.  My dad is the laziest lazy person in the world.  He is always late.

From TayTay, singing
Do you ever feel
Like a piece of pie
Getting eaten by
A really random guy

From Anya
If this were really Happy Valley, you would think that they would make the park and especially the bathrooms happier.

From Schumann
Connie, I need a spanking.

From Hailee
I need root beer or else I'll die because of baldness.