I think all of my Facebook friends are going to unfriend me if I don't stop posting status updates with quotes from students. So I'm going to start putting them here.
Here's one to get us started- synonyms for everlasting: "never ending, forever." Antonyms for everlasting: "neverlasting, fornever."
Did You Really Just Say That?
A place to record the ridiculous, hilarious, and outlandish things that other people, particularly kids, say.
Friday, September 13, 2013
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Sophia: (Under her breath) I wish the dead kissed ...
Sophia: (Under her breath) I wish the dead kissed me...
Nathan: "You belong in the evil kingdom, you hag!"...
Nathan: "You belong in the evil kingdom, you hag!"
Me: "o:"
Me: "o:"
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
PART 2 Brittany: It looked like I laid out every d...
PART 2
Brittany: It looked like I laid out every day.
Brent: So you were basically black?
Brittany: Yeah.
Brittany: It looked like I laid out every day.
Brent: So you were basically black?
Brittany: Yeah.
Brittany: I want it to be cold and rainy. Brent: Y...
Brittany: I want it to be cold and rainy. Brent: You don't want a tan? Brittany: I got one last year.
Monday, August 13, 2012
Matt: I didn't know there was a SuperJolynn. Jolyn...
Matt: I didn't know there was a SuperJolynn.
Jolynn: Yeah, it's just like me, only super.
Jolynn: Yeah, it's just like me, only super.
Friday, August 10, 2012
From Reece, raisiong his hand Raise your hand if y...
From Reece, raisiong his hand
Raise your hand if you tooted.
Raise your hand if you tooted.
from Brent This dust smells like dust.
from Brent
This dust smells like dust.
This dust smells like dust.
Jaden: Can we have a hint? Evan: Ok. Bananas are g...
Jaden: Can we have a hint?
Evan: Ok. Bananas are green... until they're not.
Logan: OH! In a bush!
Evan: Ok. Bananas are green... until they're not.
Logan: OH! In a bush!
Friday, August 3, 2012
From Matt
You should not be dancing with the trash can, you should only be touching it.
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
From Cohen
I like to read "speed limit" because my dad doesn't always look at them.
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
From Lisa
It would be sad if young love was killed off by anaphylactic shock.
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Monday, February 6, 2012
From Rachel
Rachel: Did you see the halftime show of the Super Bowl?
Mr. Chandler: Yes... I heard that somebody flipped off the camera.
Rachel: My dad said he read about someone laying the goose.
Mr. Chandler: Do you mean flip the bird?
Rachel: Yeah, that's it!
Mr. Chandler: Yes... I heard that somebody flipped off the camera.
Rachel: My dad said he read about someone laying the goose.
Mr. Chandler: Do you mean flip the bird?
Rachel: Yeah, that's it!
Thursday, January 26, 2012
From a 6th grader
Without evil, Superman would just be a man in tights.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Friday, December 2, 2011
From Lisa
You ate canned food?! That's for the poor people!
Thursday, December 1, 2011
From a 6th grade boy
Why do they always have to suck face?
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
From Maddy
I didn't have dinner last night. We had Chinese food.
Monday, November 14, 2011
From an advanced 8th grader
They do have mountains in California, they're just not year-round.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
From this morning before school
Yelled by a 7th grade boy
I have soft hands!
From a staff person, talking to an 8th grade boy
You need to wear clothes!
I have soft hands!
From a staff person, talking to an 8th grade boy
You need to wear clothes!
Monday, October 3, 2011
Pictures of My Classroom
This a picture of the mess that I left sitting for an entire weekend. YIKES!!!
A four foot corn snake crawling across my table?!?!
A four foot corn snake crawling across my table?!?!
From another 6th grader
Can you tell that my armpits are sweaty right now?
Friday, September 16, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
From Caden
The baddest thing ever is old people dancing.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
From Micah
I love water up my nose cause it goes into my mouth.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
From Eli, Brianna's "friend"
I'm crushing everything today. Your heart, your dreams, your arm, your foot.
Friday, August 12, 2011
From Michaela
Yesterday my talk teacher came over cause I have real problems in my life.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
A Glossary of Matt-isms
Places that Matt stops on the way to work:
Checkered closet: Plaid Pantry
Safety: Safeway
Underground railroad: Subway
Scottish farm: McDonald's
William Wallace's neighbor: McDonald
From Evan, in the style of Matt
Wormy byproduct: Silk
Checkered closet: Plaid Pantry
Safety: Safeway
Underground railroad: Subway
Scottish farm: McDonald's
William Wallace's neighbor: McDonald
From Evan, in the style of Matt
Wormy byproduct: Silk
Catching Up
I have a bunch of quotes that need to be added, but I'm going to add them all together instead of giving each one its own post.
From Connie
Your butt is not a stop sign.
From TayTay
I pimped my name.
From Mindy, Brianna and Evan
Mindy: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Brianna: A baby. Or I want to work with crazy people or people with mental illness.
Evan: So you want to be a teacher?
From Audrey
Me and my Filipino friend went...
(5 minutes later) Me and my jalapeno friend...
From Jakob
Watch out, I'm levitating!
From Nick
Puke can be blue.
From Kayden, about Mountain Dew
That stuff tastes like floor wax.
From Connie
That was so not frozing!
From Matt
I'm really working on not being judgmental, but some people make it really difficult.
From Lindsay, to the zebra
Hi, you cutie pie!
From Schumann, singing
I touched a bird and I like it.
From Jaden and Schumann
Jaden: Where did you just take that?
Schumann: I took that to the next level.
From Jaden
The dinosaur just mooned us!
From Nick
I don't want to eat sugar-covered poo.
From Mrs. Bleth
Don't pull on each others' lips.
From Lola, my in-laws' GPS
In .1 miles, continue straight.
From the guy in the booth behind us at breakfast
A guy should have some proper swim shorts.
From Michaela
You know what really bothers me? That we have to walk everywhere. Why don't we all have jet packs!
From Jada
My mom is 60, and she's still alive!
From Jaden
I went to the Arctic with my grandma and it's freezing cold.
From Nathan, about the T. Rex
I finally get to see Mr. Grumpy Pants!
From Caroleana
I would not go on TV for that; I would humilify myself.
From Hillary, kicking her foot to the side and shaking her head
This is supposed to help get water out of your ear.
From Jakob
You should have seen how much water just came out of my pants!
From Tarren
My leg popped the wrong way and that saved my life.
From Michaela
I only have three powers: how to make friends, how to make people make friends, and how to make candy.
From Evan
When is the last time your mom said, "Honey, could you go out and warm up the unicorn for me"?
From Cole and Isaac
Cole: My butt has powers.
Isaac: My butt is stronger.
Cole and Isaac: Whooooooooo!
From Langston
I want to find the beaver and give it a dollar fifty. Maybe it'll give me a stuffed beaver from the beaver vending machine.
From Sierra
I don't like her! I will kick her in the butt and give her a wedgie.
From Braeden, about the ends of his gimp
Wow, these things want to murder me.
From Mike
I wish my dad cared. My dad is the laziest lazy person in the world. He is always late.
From TayTay, singing
Do you ever feel
Like a piece of pie
Getting eaten by
A really random guy
From Anya
If this were really Happy Valley, you would think that they would make the park and especially the bathrooms happier.
From Schumann
Connie, I need a spanking.
From Hailee
I need root beer or else I'll die because of baldness.
From Connie
Your butt is not a stop sign.
From TayTay
I pimped my name.
From Mindy, Brianna and Evan
Mindy: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Brianna: A baby. Or I want to work with crazy people or people with mental illness.
Evan: So you want to be a teacher?
From Audrey
Me and my Filipino friend went...
(5 minutes later) Me and my jalapeno friend...
From Jakob
Watch out, I'm levitating!
From Nick
Puke can be blue.
From Kayden, about Mountain Dew
That stuff tastes like floor wax.
From Connie
That was so not frozing!
From Matt
I'm really working on not being judgmental, but some people make it really difficult.
From Lindsay, to the zebra
Hi, you cutie pie!
From Schumann, singing
I touched a bird and I like it.
From Jaden and Schumann
Jaden: Where did you just take that?
Schumann: I took that to the next level.
From Jaden
The dinosaur just mooned us!
From Nick
I don't want to eat sugar-covered poo.
From Mrs. Bleth
Don't pull on each others' lips.
From Lola, my in-laws' GPS
In .1 miles, continue straight.
From the guy in the booth behind us at breakfast
A guy should have some proper swim shorts.
From Michaela
You know what really bothers me? That we have to walk everywhere. Why don't we all have jet packs!
From Jada
My mom is 60, and she's still alive!
From Jaden
I went to the Arctic with my grandma and it's freezing cold.
From Nathan, about the T. Rex
I finally get to see Mr. Grumpy Pants!
From Caroleana
I would not go on TV for that; I would humilify myself.
From Hillary, kicking her foot to the side and shaking her head
This is supposed to help get water out of your ear.
From Jakob
You should have seen how much water just came out of my pants!
From Tarren
My leg popped the wrong way and that saved my life.
From Michaela
I only have three powers: how to make friends, how to make people make friends, and how to make candy.
From Evan
When is the last time your mom said, "Honey, could you go out and warm up the unicorn for me"?
From Cole and Isaac
Cole: My butt has powers.
Isaac: My butt is stronger.
Cole and Isaac: Whooooooooo!
From Langston
I want to find the beaver and give it a dollar fifty. Maybe it'll give me a stuffed beaver from the beaver vending machine.
From Sierra
I don't like her! I will kick her in the butt and give her a wedgie.
From Braeden, about the ends of his gimp
Wow, these things want to murder me.
From Mike
I wish my dad cared. My dad is the laziest lazy person in the world. He is always late.
From TayTay, singing
Do you ever feel
Like a piece of pie
Getting eaten by
A really random guy
From Anya
If this were really Happy Valley, you would think that they would make the park and especially the bathrooms happier.
From Schumann
Connie, I need a spanking.
From Hailee
I need root beer or else I'll die because of baldness.
Quotes from History
These are quotes from the summer of 2010 and the past school year.
From Evan
Everyone needs a little ghetto in their life.
From Matt and Meliah
Matt: My family is distantly related to Abraham Lincoln.
Meliah: But you never actually met him though, right?
From Ava
Hi bear, you're the peanut to my butter
From the the TV show Lark Rise to Candleford
My dear lady, we are all at the mercy of our undergarments.
From Lisa and Evan
Lisa: Look at the pretty sunset.
Evan: If Eric was here and he had a girlfriend, he would talk about his feelings and stuff.
From Lisa
I'd marry cheese if I wasn't already so in love with the new common core curriculum standards.
From Evan
Everyone needs a little ghetto in their life.
From Matt and Meliah
Matt: My family is distantly related to Abraham Lincoln.
Meliah: But you never actually met him though, right?
From Ava
Hi bear, you're the peanut to my butter
From the the TV show Lark Rise to Candleford
My dear lady, we are all at the mercy of our undergarments.
From Lisa and Evan
Lisa: Look at the pretty sunset.
Evan: If Eric was here and he had a girlfriend, he would talk about his feelings and stuff.
From Lisa
I'd marry cheese if I wasn't already so in love with the new common core curriculum standards.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
Thursday, July 28, 2011
From Tasha
Indians don't need sunscreen. We're born in the sun.
Friday, July 22, 2011
From Langston
The sand isn't dangerous unless you eat it.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
From Langston
You can't say no to the library, they're rich... They're rich in knowledge.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
From Evan
I'm not tickling you, I'm telling jokes with my fingers.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
From Evan and Phillip
Evan: Why don't you share?
Phillip: I kind of like don't want to.
Phillip: I kind of like don't want to.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
From Matt and Sophia
Matt: What happens when you get upset?
Sophia: You put on a hair net and rubber gloves.
Sophia: You put on a hair net and rubber gloves.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
From Sophia and Matt
Sophia: I want to have a bad attitude.
Matt: Well you're good at it, really good at it.
Matt: Well you're good at it, really good at it.
From girl showing up for dance class, pointing at Evan
I think that's our dad!
From Brianna
I promise never to confuse sparkles and rainbows with friendship again.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
From Sophia
I'm in big trouble now. My mom is going to bite me. How can I pay for these bubbles?
Monday, June 27, 2011
From Kole
You have to buy a dinosaur, and then, in the next level, you get a star! But don't use the star, it's important!
From Wiley
My dad doesn't learn anything because he already knows how to count to 10 in Spanish!
From Matt
You are all going to be late you late monkeys!
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