Sophia: (Under her breath) I wish the dead kissed ...

Sophia: (Under her breath) I wish the dead kissed me...

Nathan: "You belong in the evil kingdom, you hag!"...

Nathan: "You belong in the evil kingdom, you hag!"
Me: "o:"

PART 2 Brittany: It looked like I laid out every d...

PART 2
Brittany: It looked like I laid out every day.
Brent: So you were basically black?
Brittany: Yeah.

Brittany: I want it to be cold and rainy. Brent: Y...

Brittany: I want it to be cold and rainy. Brent: You don't want a tan? Brittany: I got one last year.

Matt: I didn't know there was a SuperJolynn. Jolyn...

Matt: I didn't know there was a SuperJolynn.
Jolynn: Yeah, it's just like me, only super.

From Reece, raisiong his hand Raise your hand if y...

From Reece, raisiong his hand
Raise your hand if you tooted.

from Brent This dust smells like dust.

from Brent
This dust smells like dust.

Jaden: Can we have a hint? Evan: Ok. Bananas are g...

Jaden: Can we have a hint?
Evan: Ok. Bananas are green... until they're not.
Logan: OH! In a bush!

From Matt

You should not be dancing with the trash can, you should only be touching it.

From Cohen

I like to read "speed limit" because my dad doesn't always look at them.

From Hali

Being a hater is one of my many socks.

From Lisa

It would be sad if young love was killed off by anaphylactic shock.

From Lisa

Nobody speak to Evan!

From a pastor

A love child has many names

From Rachel

Rachel: Did you see the halftime show of the Super Bowl?
Mr. Chandler: Yes... I heard that somebody flipped off the camera.
Rachel: My dad said he read about someone laying the goose.
Mr. Chandler: Do you mean flip the bird?
Rachel: Yeah, that's it!

From a 6th grader

Without evil, Superman would just be a man in tights.