From this morning before school

Yelled by a 7th grade boy
I have soft hands!

From a staff person, talking to an 8th grade boy
You need to wear clothes!

Pictures of My Classroom

This a picture of the mess that I left sitting for an entire weekend.  YIKES!!!

A four foot corn snake crawling across my table?!?! 

From another 6th grader

Can you tell that my armpits are sweaty right now?